Bacon and Eggs with funny toast

I have this great English friend who once told me a joke....
It was centered around jaffels, and as he went on i thought to myself, what the hell are jaffels, is that what they call jaffas in English. But then he began to speak of ham and cheese jaffels and i thought, how on earth do you get ham and cheese jaffas? Isn't the choc one enough?
But as he explained it, I felt so stupid, It's another word for Toast in England.
I need to remember to ask him where he was born, after all, my grandad and my mum were born in Loughborour England.
This morning i had funny 'jaffels' with all these seeds in them and mum loves it. However the rest of the family cannot stand multigrain bread...you know what, she also puts mushrooms all through the stroganoff and claims they were in the sauce, when she knows that the rest of us hate them and have to pick them out.
When you think about it, it's kinda selfish when all she has to do is put her mushrooms on her own plate at the end. Or is that laziness?
I'm not one to judge or criticize when i expect we all do something similar.

Favourtie line of the day - 'USWIM' ('Lock and Key')